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Original Title: Hammer Of The Gods

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In 870 AD Britain, the Vikings, under the leadership of King Bagsecg, are at war with the Saxons. When he is mortally wounded in a battle, he summons his younger son, Prince Steinar, to meet his to other sons Harald and Vali at his death bed. King Bagsecg asks to Stainar to seek out his missing brother Hakan the Ferrocious to return with the next king of his people. Stainer travels with his friends Hagen, Grim and Jokul and his half-brother Vali to search the warrior Ivar that might know the whereabouts of Hakan. When they meet Ivar, her joins the group with his mate Agnes in a brutal journey to hell.
A young man transforms into a brutal warrior as he travels the unforgiving landscape in search of his long lost brother, Hakan the Ferrocious, whose people are relying on him to restore order to their kingdom.
Relaxing in front of the TV with nothing to do I came across this little movie that someone appears to have vomited into existence. The cinematography is actually pretty good, the score is OK in parts but a bit OTT in others, costumes are passable, even the script is OK. It all falls apart on the story and the acting.

1. Actors - Yep, a collection of guys from the pub with the barmaid thrown in all happy to give making a movie a punt.

The lead with his 2012 haircut consisting of perfectly clipper-ed sides, squared sideburns, layered top cut and hair gel - completely consistent with an 800AD Viking prince. He just cannot carry this part. Does not have the screen presence to make it seem credible. It looks acted. It looks like he's copying the clichés. You just don't get a feeling that he is this guy at all, he's just playing him the way other z movie actors have done.

Grim - Yes that is the name of this character. You might perhaps have seen a comparable performance on the football terraces at Milwall. Short stumpy guy with an axe, screaming and hacking at people, charging into fights like a yob, just gives no sense of the reality of 800AD warfare. No character development, just one of the pub crowd playing a Viking as a football thug. I was glad when this character died.

As for the rest, Hagan was pretty good (infact he seemed the most credible of all the cast), the rest very forgettable.

2. The story - well, lets just say its a bit silly. There isn't much of a story. Prince goes looking for his brother as king lays dying. Cue chance to see the pub acting team go wandering across what looks like Wales having a Viking slaughter fest every few minutes.

Right from the get go it is cliché. Vikings coming out of the mist. They meet a band of Saxons and kill all of them without losing any of their own. Cue shots of the main characters chopping down, one, then two, then three of the throw away Saxon non entities. Cool, we've established that these Viking guys from the pub can sort of swing a sword and that they are fighting the local blind, drunk, deaf crowd from the nearby hospice that only attack one by one.

With the hospice Saxons now dead, the pub Vikings can growl and make silly smiles then head off to find the wounded king.

Gosh, I can't say much more but this movie other than for the cast to put this on your CV/resume probably has the same career potential of a skid mark down the page. If the historic connections had not have been made and instead the film was merely a barbarian fantasy, then I would have given more likely a 7/10. As it is, the thing fails to hold up beyond 4 minutes.

From the off the film lacked credibility. Vikings landing on a foreign shore from a long ship without shields? No no no no no. The Hustrwic website states: "The use of shields was nearly universal in Viking combat. Someone without a shield would be, quite literally, defenseless, and would likely be cut down very quickly. So, most every fighting man had a shield." and it is common knowledge among any historians of the period (even amateurs like me) that Danes who went Viking most often took more than one shield each with servants or slaves to carry them.

As an international film, I'd say this is something of a disappointment, even without the historic howlers, and is lacking what British films normally would bring to the theatre - authenticity and quality of flow, acting and character development - instead wading into the mire of Hollowood (deliberate spelling) cliché but without the advantage of the MASSIVE budget which the California moguls can throw at such films.

Sad effort spoiled what is an excellent storyline with immense potential. It’s hardly high art, but for a cheapjack homegrown action flick this is surprisingly solid.

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