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Original Title: Shaolin Grandma

Genge: Action,Comedy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At the remote and hidden Shaolinji temple, Miyoko, also known as Shaolin Grandma, has practiced martial arts fighting techniques there with her descendants for many years. When she is badly defeated by "Ippon-ashi (One-legged)", her young and attractive rival, Miyoko is thrown out of the temple.
This movie was a riot. Absolutely one of the funniest things I have seen in recent years. The acting is generally awful, especially from our leading grandma, but it doesn't matter at all. The total ridiculousness of the plot, cast, special effects and our lovable, totally mute grandma will win you over.

The movie starts when the local mailman discovers the dead grandma in her home and begins to rummage through her things. Finding what he thinks is her will, he begins reading and the story of Gran's life unfolds.

The dojo at a Shaolin temple, Miyoko (grandma) is defeated by a rival and ousted into the real world. She and her two followers learn how to survive Tokyo and soon begin work at a bar, throwing out rowdy patrons while entertaining the crowd with song and dance. From here until the end of the movie we see Gran trying on bras, playing croquet, trying many different sexual positions, defeat those who ousted her from the Shaolin temple and, of course, get married.

The beauty of this movie is it is short. At only 72 minutes it becomes a fast, entertaining beer and popcorn movie. The humour lies in the absurdity of this 67 year old woman kicking arse and doing so silently. It serves its purpose well. This movie is so odd that I cannot figure anyway to communicate what type of person might like it. Perhaps if you liked "Shaun of the Dead" BUT wanted to see what is would be like if the production budget was about $100, this might be for you. I can't figure if the acting was deliberately terrible or just totally amateurish. It almost looks like all shots are first take and let the manure fall where it may. That being said we loved it!!!! The plot is laid out in other reviews so I'll skip that.

If you admire cheese in all it's forms, if you think movies like "Dolomite" have artistic value in spite of themselves, if you are unlikely to shut down a DVD once it's been popped in because you think it's below your intellect level,....well this one's for you Bud! I hope this character is part of a series. I enjoy "Downton Abbey", thought "In Brugges" was great. I NEVER turn off "Jaws" when it's on if there's a chance to see Robert Shaw do his speech about the Indianapolis sinking. I love Shakespeare and Bel Canto Opera, the Three Stooges, past & present incarnations of "Cosmos". Not bragging, just saying my tastes are wide ranging. If you are an alien life form like me,...give Grannie a try, she might get to you.