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Original Title: Black Rose Academy

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Gill and Sandy are two young girls looking for an apartment. They find a mysterious house whose owner is none other than the legendary heroine Black Rose. Black Rose decides to train the girls much to their chagrin. When the girls try to escape, they learn that Poison Ivy, a former protege of Black Rose's, has been casuing trouble. With no other option, the girls, along with taxi driver Jim (who Black Rose thinks is her ex-lover), train and Gill and Sandy become the new Black Roses.
Version: Universe VCD. Cantonese with English subtitles. Possible spoiler warning.

This is perhaps the strangest, most random movie I have ever seen. The VCD copy I have doesn't even have a blurb or anything - just a picture of Ekin Cheng dressed as Robin from Batman, and three women (Theresa Mo, and the Twins: Charlene Choi and Gillian Chung) dressed up as crime-fighters. The lack of any description and Ekin Cheng dressed up as Robin is pretty much why I bought it. At that time, I barely knew who the Twins were (I still haven't seen the Twins Effect, and I don't think I ever will), so that only made the whole thing more surreal.

The movie is supposedly based on the Black Rose movies (another element of this movie I'm not familiar with), and follows Black Rose as she prepares the Twins to take up her crime-fighting ways. Of course, Black Rose has gone completely insane, and she has a deep loathing of men (to the point where she has built a robot that destroys ANYTHING male), and her Protégés aren't exactly models of normality. Gillian is a psychology student, who has completed all the psychology courses at her university in the shortest possible amount of time, and her name must never be spoken. Charlene is an alien from a planet of single-mothers, and she has whatever powers are useful to the story. Ekin Cheng is a taxi driver who ends up donning Robin's costume and becoming... Robin, I assume.

Along with the insanity in the Black Rose mansion, her arch-nemesis Miss LavenCam (what the?), and her gang of models and school-girls are terrorizing the city for no apparent reason, and it is up to the Insano Squad (guess who that refers to) to stop them, in a series of equally insane face offs, with the final showdown turning into a scene lifted straight from Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master".

In case you couldn't tell, this movie is completely insane, in a good way. Most of it is very funny, in a really random/bizarre way. I was quite surprised to find out this was directed by Donnie Yen, this is like the polar opposite to what you would expect from Yen, but he does a good job as director. Unfortunately, the subtitles frequently don't make sense (not in a random way, but in an Engrish way), but reading subtitles does take your attention away from the full-grown man dressed up as Robin, running away from a killer, man-hating robot. Yeah.

If random and insane isn't your thing, stay far away. If random and insane is your thing, you should enjoy.

7/10 "Gin chap hak mooi gwai" (or "The Proteges of the Black Rose") is the latest directorial offering from Donnie Yen, who's probably best known this side of the world for being the fight choreographer on "Blade 2" and the likes. It's his take on the popular Rose Noir superhero myth. Here, Rose (played by HK comedienne Teresa Mo) is presented as an aging, delusional hasbeen with a split personality and a pathological hatred of men. She lives in a huge gothic mansion accompanied only by a robot called Jacket who has been programmed to castrate men on sight, using a huge pair of shears it has strapped to its front.

The plot begins with Rose, in a rare moment of lucidity, realising that she's over-the-hill for a superheroine and deciding she needs a protege to carry on this line of work for her.

Enter ubercute Cantonese pop duo The Twins (Gillian Chung and Charlene Choi, whom this film is basically a star vehicle for). Gillian plays Gill, a gifted and intense psychology student prone to violent episodes and random outbursts of kung-fu if anyone ever dares use her last name while talking to her. Charlene is Sandy, a perky young thing who believes herself to be an alien from a planet where everyone looks like the Teletubbies. She lives in and out of single Mum shelters, even though she has no children, claiming that on her planet everyone is called Mum...

Both girls lose their homes on the same day and meet each other by chance while flathunting. As they skip down the street and decide they're going to be great friends, they come across Rose's "Protege Wanted" ad and decide to visit the gothic mansion to apply for the job. After setting them a couple of traps, which the girls somehow find their way out of, Rose decides they are worthy successors and begins a vigourous training course that includes lots of costume changes, a gratuitous bubble bath, some amazingly weird magic pills and potions (including the Tricky Capsule (easily the funniest scene in the film!)) and a lengthy, side-splitting pastiche of Jackie Chan in "Drunken Master".

Add to this mix an accident-prone taxi driver called Jim Lo (Ekin Cheung - playing his now customary hapless goofball) who falls in love with Sandy, then top it all off with a supervillain called Miss LavenCam who is terrorising the city with the help of a rogue fashion model and a schoolgirl with mean kung-fu skills, and you've got yourself a recipe for... ...well, one complete mess, to be honest! But it's such a colourful, wildly ridiculous mess that I couldn't help but enjoy it. The production values are surprisingly good, with some wacky over-the-top set/costume designs, sharply directed fight choreography and lively camerawork throughout. I can't really fault the film for trying but I'd warn anyone considering watching it that they need a very high Nonsense Tolerance if they want to make it through the whole thing. Please don't expect it to actually make sense by the end. Also, I should mention to tread carefully as there is a musical number involved and it's sang almost to the tune of "Silent Night". Sadly, Jacket The Robot is the only main cast member to not get involved in the singing...

All in all though, "Gin chap hak mooi gwai" is a painless, inoffensive and often very amusing way to pass 90 minutes or so of your life and, I guarantee that, in almost every scene, you won't see what's coming until it happens... If you can't raise at least one smile by the end of the film, you should check to see if you even have a pulse left.

Overall Score: A timekilling and oddly endearing 6.5 out of 10.

[NOTE: As a bonus for those with masochistic tendencies, there are some torturous 'Engrish' subtitles on the Universe R3 DVD release of this film which make it an even more surreal experience than it's supposed to be. For example, the statement "Compared with those munta you're the best one" is responded to with an equally novel "mutton? yammy yammy!" and my favourite subtitle in the movie has to be "Boss, you picking rubbish again? You become a rich by picking rubbish". Yes, it's painful to read...]





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