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Ever wanted to punch a bear IN THE MOUTH?

FIST OF AWESOME asks the eternal question "what would happen if bears took over the world?" and answers it with t 5d3b920ae0



Title: FIST OF AWESOME
Genre: Action, Adventure, Indie
Developer:
I Fight Bears
Publisher:
I Fight Bears
Release Date: 3 Jul, 2014



English



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While not being a juggernaut graphically, Fist of Awesome provides a thought provoking experience that asks the question: What if humans were on the other side of the food chain? The action is swift, yet raw, and the gameplay is just about as simple as it could ever get. Everything works well here and is more memorable than you would expect given the graphical presentation. The story may or may not stick with you, but it will certainly stick with me.. The puns and the punching.. Very pixelated graphics. Sounds made in acapella. An retro music. Game is awesome! A very classic Beat 'em up.. I kept expecting more to this game but it never came. It's the exact same mechanics again and again followed by an identical boss. The only difference is that the "models" and level's look change, but the gameplay never changes. And those sound effects.argh. I expected so much more and was sorely disappointed.. This game made me physically mad. It looked cool. It looked like a fun arcade fighter. But in reality its nothing but a pack of lies. Let's start with the enemies first. The devs found it a great idea to create only two real enemy types: Bears, which are the level's boss enemies, and, also bears? I can't tell if the second enemy type are bears since the bosses are clearly defined as bears but the common enemy looks more akin to a human-bear-squirrel freak of nature. And while there are several variations of this Humabearrel each one does the EXACT. SAME. GODDAMN. THING. It feels as though I'm playing the same level over, and over, and over again. It goes like this: fight squirbearmen, fight actual bear, go to next level. The silly gimmicks of traveling through time don't change the enemies at all except for amount of health, which, while im on that little part, IS ING RIDICULOUS. You start off with the "bear"(don't get me started on how much they used this goddamn pun) minimum of damage that youre able to cause and each enemy has health into the hundreds. Endlessly doing single digit damage on an enemy that you know will take forever to defeat is tedious as all hell and gets boring after all of ten seconds. And the enemies never end either. You all must know about how in a normal arcade beat 'em up how you fight maybe one or two enemies already waiting for you and then three or so more jump out and attack, correct? Well in this game I constantly found myself against hordes of freaky squirrelbear , wondering when, oh when, will I be able to move on? Combine that with their massive healthbars ad you see why it took me 2.2 hours to finish what should have been a mayyyyyybe 45 minute game. ing A, did i hate those endless, boring, tedious parts. Not to mention the bears send you flying on every hit and the manbearpigers stand over your napping body to wail on you every time you get up. And by wail, I MEAN WAIL. Every hit from them stops you from moving and if you're trapped between them well gg no re to you cause you're ed. And now they storyline. This has spoilers, so if you plan on buying this game (protip: ing don't its horrible) avoid this area. So the story is youre Tim Mcface, some randomlumberjack guy (had to interpret this from his clothing) who ALL OF A SUDDEN gains a talking fist named, you certainly guessed it, Fist of Awesome. This fist's entire purpose is that it guides you in your quest, and even that wasn't explained all too well. In reality all it really does is help make , jokes and un-BEAR-able puns. Tim here and his mighty jerk-it hand suddenly arrive in an alternate reality where bears rule. So what's the first reasonable action you ask? They punch deers. I don't know about you but this is flawless. 10/10. roll end credits. But seriously, s bad man. So anyway you realize bears are the true enemy and go on a longadventure where you learn that somehow the bears have a time transport train that brings them back in time to breed with past bears and create new super bears and repeat. I could not be making this up. That is how it goes. So you beat the time machine to explosive death and save your world, right? Of course not it's never that easy, because the bears have fixed the machine and made everything worse. Bow Bear-ba Fetts fight you as you make youre way to Bear-hatten and into a strip club called "Bare Bears" where you find OH HEY ITS FOA'S BROTHER WHO AS IT TURNS OUT STARTED ALL OF THISAND KILLED HIS BROTHER WHO IS NOW YOUR HAND MAKES SENSE AMIRITE GUIYS???????????? So this er then transforms into a massive bear thing and you kick the crap out of him and you win. Fist of Awesome somehow stops possessing your hand and it turns out its now your wedding day. You then talk to some people and accidently walk into a guy who calls you lover and gives you a big sloppy kiss cause it turns out thats the gay ending. Literally. All in all, 0/10 worst game ever. Much bad. Do not buy for any amount of money. Don't even buy it for free. It's that level of complete 0/10 game that runs on the 0/10 engine with 0/10 graphics 0/10 storyline and a 0/10 soul.. I bought it because it was cheap, and because of the name. Unfortunately these were both bad reasons for owning this game.. Not sure how many hours of game time this game will offer, but after a bit of play time, it certainly does not disappoint.(However, after 30 minutes of play time, I have completed half of the levels seen in the trailer) I expected a simple beat-em-up and got a complex and intricate fighting system, fine-tuned by years of balance testing and realistic movement mechanics exhibited by bears. Is that bear really in the game, or real life? What is the exact scenario that would happen if I was to fight a bear under incredibly realistic circumstances? Fist of Awesome has answered, and this is the best bear fighting simulator I have seen all year. And the story is incredibly deep, too. Never have I ever cried, or been so touched by the Tim Burr's struggle for humanity, and the fights he faces with his own demons, with whom he must also fight alongside. The supporting characters play an astounding plot-central role that no other written genius could ever deliver, on paper, movie, or game. This game leaves me with a deep connection to the characters and has inspired me to help deliver humanity from this terrible fate. Truly amazing. TLDR If you want a good laugh, buy the game.. Two words: Bear Punching.



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